I can’t decide– is this me or not?
I was hoping I’d look more like Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday.
I’m contemplating a life of scootering, but I’m not sure if I can pull it off or not. Do I look ridiculous? I will tell you that I googled “Fat people on scooters” just to see how ridiculous I might look– you know, I don’t want people taking pics of me and posting them saying, “Hey, check out this fat ass.” And then I found out there was a whole sub-culture of sneaky photographers capturing images of morbidly obese people on scooters, kind of like the “People of Wal-Mart series.” So what did I do? I went to the scooter/motorcylce store and made my Nacho Daddy capture the moment on film, to be studied later. The verdict is still out.
Whatever the case, the fried pickles we ate at Mama’s Cafe afterward didn’t help the big ass issue, literally and figuratively.